wo-nderland:

all I do is listen to Lana Del Rey and feel sorry for myself

spookyspiders:

" money cant solve all your problems "

yes it can

friend: i watched an episode of the thing you like
me: oh god
me: i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing

dinklebergsbitch:

"you can listen to your music while you work"

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everyone: how long have you been single!?!
me: birth
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